This Wicked Tongue

I am an idiot.

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:25:15 -0400

I am an idiot.

I was so looking forward to TiVo. Not any more. Damn you Ch 7. Damn you to Hades.

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:50:01 -0400

I was so looking forward to TiVo. Not any more. Damn you Ch 7. Damn you to Hades.

dangurewitch:Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene, written by me,...

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:41:21 -0400

dangurewitch:

Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene, written by me, directed by Sam, produced by CHTV. Definitely not based on occurrences from my own sex life, which is always passionate and never involves socks. If you like it, please digg it here.

When Flashdance meets Project Runway. Genius!

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:50:51 -0400

When Flashdance meets Project Runway. Genius!

I am hope I am not let down

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:53:16 -0400

amandalynferri:

THE PLOT. Though billed as a Jonas Brothers movie, “Camp Rock” actually stars Demi Lovato, the newest entry from Disney’s tween star machine. Ms. Lovato, 15, plays Mitchie Torres, a young singer-songwriter who is only granted admittance to a prestigious rock camp after her mother becomes a chef there. Ashamed of her (comparative) poverty, Mitchie hides behind a fake persona before realizing–surprise!–that she should be true to herself. (And sing about it, of course.) (Wall Street Journal)

I’ve been listening to the Jonas Brothers all this morning and I was so siked for Camp Rock until I realised it premieres in Australia on 18 July or 26 September! Why do we have to wait so long in this age of technology? Why do we have 2 dates? They don’t even know when they are showing it? Bah!

I’ve been uploading my old CDs to iTunes. You guys, how...

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:35:48 -0400

I’ve been uploading my old CDs to iTunes. You guys, how good is 90s British pop?

catbird:10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose...

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:00:16 -0400

catbird:

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Sydney City is rampant with Douchebag Neck T-Shirts. I will never understand how anyone could ever think that that looks hot.

I made Cass come to the Apple Store Launch with me even though...

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:10:11 -0400

I made Cass come to the Apple Store Launch with me even though her iMac was stolen yesterday. It is only slightly cruel.

Photo

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:08:04 -0400

Photo

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:06:05 -0400

Apple Store Sydney Launch

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:53:55 -0400

Apple Store Sydney Launch

RIP Cyd Charisse

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:17:00 -0400

RIP Cyd Charisse

New Apple Store Opening in Sydney. Hells yeah.

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:07:00 -0400

New Apple Store Opening in Sydney. Hells yeah.

Oral History of the Internets.

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:39:34 -0400

Oral History of the Internets.

homeofthevain: Helmut Newton for Yves Saint Laurent. RIP...

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:02:50 -0400

homeofthevain:

Helmut Newton for Yves Saint Laurent.

RIP YSL.

only the lonely

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:08:16 -0400

dadsandmice:

Nobody told me being away from my family and friends would be so lonely! Oh, and exspensive! Even with the yen around the same as the AUD at the moment, I am having trouble! ouch!

Postsecret: If I had talked to you longer on Friday I totes would have cried at the pub. I miss you so much! xo xo

(via juliaallison)I hope the movie lives up to the fabulosity...

Wed, 28 May 2008 01:52:25 -0400

(via juliaallison)

I hope the movie lives up to the fabulosity of this outfit. New goal in life: I must own those shoes.

I seriously laughed til a single tear drop squeezed out of my...

Tue, 27 May 2008 21:00:17 -0400

I seriously laughed til a single tear drop squeezed out of my eye. I love a good musical reference.

(via Jake Hurwitz)

Let's Get Retarded

Tue, 27 May 2008 01:13:16 -0400

[Redacted]: Can she fire you?
Amelia: Whatevski
I'm unfireable!
[Redacted]:Flame retardant - awesome
Amelia: We can do mythbustersesque tests
[Redacted]: I've already rented the flame thrower
Amelia: Flame retarded
Booyah!
[Redacted]: You should blog that one

Nothing good can come of this

Sun, 25 May 2008 19:38:25 -0400

Nothing good can come of this:

(via dadsandmice)

Don’t worry. I will still watch it. As will Child Protection Services no doubt.