Homer: So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
Lenny: Aw, you’ve got it all wrong, Homer. It’s not like that.
[A man in an egg costume creeps & then runs away]Homer: You’d better run, egg!
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I have had 3 poached eggs in the last 2 days. Why am I craving eggs all of a sudden? Kylie seems to think it’s because of my drinking habits since she went through an egg phase during uni when she was slammin’ them back (I don’t actually know if she was “slammin’” them back but I like saying she was) but I’ve been binge drinking for the past couple of years so why now?
