(via dadsandmice)
We are kindred spirits. Also I think we are both scared of each other since I got wasted at the Christmas party (shocker) and tried to explain how we share the same name.
It’s the coldest week of the year in Sydney and I’ve been cursed with an immune system that feels every change in the weather. I have allergies and a cold which makes me sneezy, wheezy, sore throaty and eye watery. That doesn’t really make sense but at least it rhymes. It’s also made me extremely surly and snappish to people that irritate me in the slightest. I would apologise for my behaviour but I’m too busy muttering a stream of curse words under my breath.
I get the feeling that if this continues you’ll probably see me in the news attacking some poor chanting World Youth Day Youth. Stay tuned to World News Australia! 6.30pm on SBS!
Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene, written by me, directed by Sam, produced by CHTV. Definitely not based on occurrences from my own sex life, which is always passionate and never involves socks. If you like it, please digg it here.
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