Would a country bumpkin wear a vest that constricts their breathing?
― Johnny defends his bogan Chinese accent.
Would a country bumpkin wear a vest that constricts their breathing?
― Johnny defends his bogan Chinese accent.
For when you figure out that the Edward Cullen in your life who told you, “It’s OK, baby, vampires can’t get you pregnant. You ever see a baby vampire?” might not have been telling the truth.
The Internet is being ridiculous today.
How did I miss Chasing Dorota? I am glad someone (besides me) likes her enough to give her a spin off.
Dorota, Blair Waldorf’s Polish maid on ‘Gossip Girl’ has her own spin-off life. Here she’s best friends with Nate’s naive British housekeeper Jane and Chuck’s brash Russian housekeeper Laryssa get together every day while their employers are away. Dorota has an attraction for Vanya, the Russian doorman of the apartment building. However, she finds her past catching up to her when her estranged husband, Stainslav, comes to call and has some surprising secrets to reveal about Dorota.
Mads!! What a genius idea!
(via alexbalk)
I twittered about this but it deserves a tumble too. Great read on Twilight fan-fic.
Congrats to Sydney for the fleshiest, hairiest street art I’ve seen yet.
Shit Mads. Jakob Lodwick is in town! Also, lets go see the laneways.
Darth2V2 is all up inside you, getting you pregnant.
[via goldenfiddle, who wins the Morganet.]
Totally made my morning. New favourite Twitter!