This Wicked Tongue

2009

December 3
November 10
October 17
September 6
August 27
July 26
June 28
May 32
April 3
March 4
February 9
January 1

2008

December 2
November 11
October 12
September 8
August 15
July 14
June 14
May 29
April 35
March 11
February 11
January 27
(via juliaallison) I hope the movie lives up to the...
May 27th
Warch Watch
I seriously laughed til a single tear drop squeezed out of my eye. I love a good musical reference. ...
May 27th

Let's Get Retarded

[Redacted]: Can she fire you?
Amelia: Whatevski
I'm unfireable!
[Redacted]: Flame retardant - awesome
Amelia: We can do mythbustersesque tests
[Redacted]: I've already rented the flame thrower
Amelia: Flame retarded
Booyah!
[Redacted]: You should blog that one
May 26th
Nothing good can come of this
May 25th
marklisanti: ArcLight lobby: Actual motorcycle used in the...
May 23rd

Great Moments In Celebrity Child...

marklisanti: “Adam, in an attempt to suggest that [R.] Kelly’s head could have been superimposed...
May 22nd
Leroy’s farewell is themed London Calling. I am...
May 22nd
Exposed
May 22nd
He Took a Polaroid Every Day, Until the Day...
May 21st
stephenfalk: (via: somewhere someplace on the Internet, I...
May 21st
Cupcakes: The Secret Aphrodisiac
May 21st
Warch Watch
juliaallison: Clever as hell. (and pause on second :33. yay! Although, hmm. I don’t REMEMBER...
May 21st
(via catbird) Dedicated to Mads. Welcome to Twitter...
May 20th
(via meghanasha) Some of us are though. 
May 20th

Every day drinking.

alexbalk: Some words for hangover, like ours, refer prosaically to the cause: the Egyptians say...
May 19th
(via amandalynferri) I’m probably still really really...
May 19th

My iMac Needs a Name

[Redacted]: have fun with anonymous
Amelia: Blerg?
What?
[Redacted]: anonymous - the unnamed one
Amelia: Who is anonymous?
What am I doing with anonymous?
[Redacted]: mr 24 inches
fuck
Amelia: Hahahahaha
[Redacted]: give the stupid thing a name
Amelia: To avoid any further embarrassment on your part?
[Redacted]: my part? im dont feel inferior in any way
Amelia: I am going to blog this conversation
Then we'll see how you feel
[Redacted]: measurements dont scare me
ctrl + z
ctrl + z
ctrl + z
fuck
apple + z
Amelia: I'm blogging this so the Internet can preserve this moment
Forever.
May 15th
I thinking of something along the lines of Liz Lemon.
May 14th
My new baby. Unnamed until I can figure out its personality....
May 14th
Warch Watch
The film I am most siked for.
May 12th
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jakoblodwick: fat: This is one of the most amazing things I’ve seen in a long time. (via sean) ...
May 12th
Since Cass & I did not have mothers on this...
May 11th
“All I’m saying is if everybody else can shop at Supre...”
— Nazeem Hussain - Salam Cafe -...
May 7th
This made me laugh on a really weirdly stressful for no...
May 5th
anthonydever: 2008 Fuglies. Worst. Awards. Ceremony....
May 4th
annamarie: So, recently I was telling Sam that very often I...
May 4th

A Star Is Born

The lovely Leroy asked me today to shoot some footage for the World News so drumroll...
May 1st
Warch Watch
Zing!
May 1st

"So long, ya fetus-faced windbag."

alexbalk: BREAKING: Old people do not understand the Internet.
Apr 30th