2008

Jul

I was so looking forward to TiVo. Not any...

Jun

dangurewitch: Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene, written by me, directed by Sam, produced by CHTV....

When Flashdance meets Project Runway. Genius!

I am hope I am not let down

amandalynferri: THE PLOT. Though billed as a Jonas Brothers movie, “Camp Rock” actually stars Demi...

I’ve been uploading my old CDs to iTunes. You guys, how good is 90s British pop?

catbird: 10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to...

I made Cass come to the Apple Store Launch with me even...

Apple Store Sydney Launch

RIP Cyd Charisse

New Apple Store Opening in Sydney. Hells...

Oral History of the Internets.

homeofthevain: Helmut Newton for Yves Saint Laurent. RIP...

only the lonely

dadsandmice: Nobody told me being away from my family and friends would be so lonely! Oh, and...

May

(via juliaallison) I hope the movie lives up to the...

I seriously laughed til a single tear drop squeezed out of my eye. I love a good musical...

Let's Get Retarded

[Redacted]: Can she fire you?
Amelia: Whatevski
I'm unfireable!
[Redacted]: Flame retardant - awesome
Amelia: We can do mythbustersesque tests
[Redacted]: I've already rented the flame thrower
Amelia: Flame retarded
Booyah!
[Redacted]: You should blog that one

Nothing good can come of this

marklisanti: ArcLight lobby: Actual motorcycle used in the...

Great Moments In Celebrity Child...

marklisanti: “Adam, in an attempt to suggest that [R.] Kelly’s head could have been superimposed...

Leroy’s farewell is themed London Calling. I am...

He Took a Polaroid Every Day, Until the Day...

stephenfalk: (via: somewhere someplace on the Internet, I...

Cupcakes: The Secret Aphrodisiac

juliaallison: Clever as hell. (and pause on second :33. yay! Although, hmm. I don’t REMEMBER...

(via catbird) Dedicated to Mads. Welcome to Twitter...

(via meghanasha) Some of us are though.

Every day drinking.

alexbalk: Some words for hangover, like ours, refer prosaically to the cause: the Egyptians say...

(via amandalynferri) I’m probably still really really...

My iMac Needs a Name

[Redacted]: have fun with anonymous
Amelia: Blerg?
What?
[Redacted]: anonymous - the unnamed one
Amelia: Who is anonymous?
What am I doing with anonymous?
[Redacted]: mr 24 inches
fuck
Amelia: Hahahahaha
[Redacted]: give the stupid thing a name
Amelia: To avoid any further embarrassment on your part?
[Redacted]: my part? im dont feel inferior in any way
Amelia: I am going to blog this conversation
Then we'll see how you feel
[Redacted]: measurements dont scare me
ctrl + z
ctrl + z
ctrl + z
fuck
apple + z
Amelia: I'm blogging this so the Internet can preserve this moment
Forever.

I thinking of something along the lines of Liz Lemon.

My new baby. Unnamed until I can figure out its...

The film I am most siked for.

jakoblodwick: fat: This is one of the most amazing things I’ve seen in a long time. (via sean) This...

Since Cass & I did not have mothers on this...

“All I’m saying is if everybody else can shop at Supre...”
— Nazeem Hussain - Salam Cafe -...

This made me laugh on a really weirdly stressful for no...

anthonydever: 2008 Fuglies. Worst. Awards. Ceremony....

annamarie: So, recently I was telling Sam that very often I...

A Star Is Born

The lovely Leroy asked me today to shoot some footage for the World News so drumroll...

"So long, ya fetus-faced windbag."

alexbalk: BREAKING: Old people do not understand the Internet.

Apr

welcome eddy! another great way to waste ur...

I have been enslaved by the Twitter monster.

The Michael Showalter Showalter with guest star George Michael Bluth! I love you George Michael! Pow...

Addict

Currently I have Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter tabs open in my work window and I am updating everyone...

(via Nick Gray) (via Gawker)

Over it

Screw the boxes. I’ve gone back to a simple old school theme. Thank you Tumblr Themes!

Fuck the haters. I'm excited!

After using Tumblr semi-regularly now...

amandalynferri: catbird: Ha! It’s funny cos it’s true. I imagine this is like...

Mission Accomplished

me: MADS
OMFG
mads: hey
i have not finnished yet!
wait 5 mins!
me: ARGH
mads: and NO SPOILERS
hey i am tapping in to someone else wireless,
i am doing my best!!!!!!!!!!!
me: That's cool
Thief
mads: hmmm, lolz
Sent at 10: 25 PM on Tuesday
me: OH
MY
GAAAAAAAH
mads: hold on
not just yet
Sent at 10: 28 PM on Tuesday
me: Maaaaaaaaaaaadssssss
What are you up to?
mads: wait
me: Seee...I can be annoying from another country!
mads: j is at natessssss
yes u can

“Wake up Little Jenny. The bitch is back.”
— xo xo Gossip Girl

Totes Illin'

I’ve been sick for around 9 days now (and sober for 10!) so I think tomorrow might involve a...

dadsandmice: miss-r: Gotta love New York magazine. ...

ZOH! MAH! GAH!

My BSG boyfriend is a Cylon! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

“CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE. ACK!”
— Liz Lemon - MILF Island - 30...

Almost There

I want to fiddle around with the html a bit more but I am loving it. I just need to figure out why...

Marketing vs. Advertising vs. PR vs....

catbird: @ Brand Autopsy I love how this is such a simple and effective way to break down these...

Indecisiveness

I’m just hopping from layout to layout hoping to find something that sticks. I like the...

“No other company has proven as adept at giving customers...”
— How Apple Got Everything Right...

dadsandmice: afemme: [deleted for potential...

jakeandamir: Who’s the Boss? I’m sick like a weak and defenseless kitty and this made me...

Now Hiring

dadsandmice: rickyv: We’re looking to fill two positions at CollegeHumor- a marketing director...

stephenfalk: The McLovin’ Fund. Oh Judd Apatow…you just keep giving and giving.

homeofthevain: Craig McDean: “Pure Wonder” I love this so...

I’ve just started Season 3 of Battlestar Galactica and...

I booked my flight to Europe today. I have no money but I am...

I love the extra special touches that make you come back to...

“Homer: So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too,...”
— I have had 3 poached eggs in...

dadsandmice: miss-r: What an ad! Question is: is that...

Draw Them In

I finished the first part of the Battlestar Galactica miniseries and my first thought other than how...

From The Top

Tonight I am going to revolutionise my world view and start watching The Battlestar Galactica mini...

I am so psyched for this movie! It’s Ken and Daniel back together at last!

The Incredible Clip for Björk's Wanderlust

Why Yes, I Am Addicted To The Internet

The only reason I cut my nails yesterday was because it was getting to hard to type Facebook...

Mar

Things I Will Miss About Mads

My friend Mads and her boyfriend moved to Japan yesterday and because everyone loves a list,...

“It’s kind of new to me…this Beatles thing.”
— Why would anyone vote for...

“It’s more than a show for me. It’s kind of like...”
— David Letterman on The Hills....

“You have tear ducts?”
— Madorrine

My Girl Crush Tina Fey Joins David Brent's...

OK, so we don’t watch the same TV shows but Charlize is still my hair goddess. Yes, I have a...

annamarie: Crazy in Love - The Magic Numbers I’m a sucker for a really good cover I [heart]...

Right Through My Heart

Cate Blanchett would make a fabulous Stanley...

Mike Bailey aka Sid from Skins (I love you Sid!) singing Wild World. Mads…we HAVE to karaoke...

Paris apartment hunting is fun. I’m so psyched!

Feb

I wish I was fucking Seth Rogen. Damn.

Rough business.

alexbalk: There’s this, and then there’s this, which is much more eloquent and is pretty much the...

amandalynferri: If I saw this as a child I would be horrified of lesbians. I mean, I am, but at...

“Bitch is the new black!”
— My girl crush Tina Fey...

Sydney Bristow Should Kick Busey's Arse

Though I will forever hold a special place for Gary Busey for his hilarious addition to Scrubs,...

Why is The Rock at the Oscars?

Also Seth Rogen’s beard? Why Seth?!?! Why?!!?!

My love for Michel Gondry knows no bounds. Swede this suckers! So French! So cute!

"Down Tom Down...His Head is Between My...

Ryan Seacrest’s obsession with George Clooney PLUS everything he said on the E! Academy Awards...

Pitch

I went to dinner with Tony & Mitch tonight and we came up with the best reality show ever: Whore...

So geeky and stupid yet highly amusing. Star...

Matt Damon rapping? Endlessly hilarious.

Jan

You should never close when I am recording! Jjkae!

“Brrrrrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeeee!”
— A poor phonetic spelling of...

“That went off like Arcade Fire.”
— Me after Rob opened a mini can...

“Testify! Not testicles! Let’s lower the testosterone...”
— Rob in the Rage Against the...

Geez, I’m posting more than JA tonight! I kid! Nobody...

“Bleeker is actually good in… chair.”
— Juno

Geez, I’m posting more than JA tonight! I kid! Nobody...

I busted my knee and I busted my camera lens so when I...

Un-Fucking Believable

Björk was the one reason I was going to go to the Big Day Out in 5 years and now she has swelling...

Office Fantasy (with Julia Allison) — jakeandamir What I love about the Jake & Amir videos is...

He’s never going to be employed again! No adorable Nazi roles in movies for you!

Denton Chat

me: Nick.
me: pretend you're not talking to the world's slowest retard
Nick Denton: sure
me: none of them are real?
Nick Denton: no
Nick Denton: there are three or four real ones
Nick Denton: collegecallgirl is one
me: and the rest are interns.
Nick Denton: yeah
me: the commenters on gawker are employees of gawker media.
Nick Denton: not employees
Nick Denton: interns
me: pretending to be anonymous web jerks
me: you know that I'm going to post this conversation
Nick Denton: sure
me: and you don't care because...
me: ...because it doesn't matter.
Nick Denton: good night

Mads & Hon join the Tumblr revolution!

Calories! I deserve a treat for getting up in the morning...

The weekend was good.

Wow! They engrave lots of things. Thanks dalas. I guess the...

First day back. I wish my work was more like this. Then I could spend my Mexican vacays with BJ...

Don’t cover me up. I’m fucking hot!

Purchased Today

This Sinking Feeling

I have to go to bed before midnight due to my lack of sleep last night and the fact that for the...

In reality it came out closer to