- *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
- me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
- ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
- me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
- ariana: ouch!
- me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
“When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug them first: Don’t be afraid to take action. If someone seems like they might be following you, pull a gun on that person and steal their valuables. This will send a clear message to the potential mugger and decrease your chances of getting mugged.”
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